She grabs Elli and then tells me that Elli has been sexually violated against her will. (Actually, what female dog hasn't?) Then she tells me that her puppies were taken from her and she has a block that she can't get past. I asked her why Elli hates to have her feet touched, and she said that another dog used to bite Elli's feet.
Then, the kicker. She says that she will burn a candle and pray for Elli. Then she asked for $95. I told her that I didn't have any money. Then she asked for $50. I told her I didn't have any money. Then she asked me to go to the bank. I said I didn't have my bank card. Then she asked for my phone number, so I pretended to look it up in my phone. Then it hit me. The teenage girl in the front seat had gobs of makeup and the lady herself had a bunch of blingy items on, including a T shirt that was cut down to her navel, almost. They were gypsies. So I said good bye, but as I walked home, I kept an eye out for them following me. They didn't. They probably gave up. When I told Doc, he said that they probably saw me walking through the parking lot, kissing my Chihuahua in her dress, and figured that I was a pretty good dopey mark. My friend was walking her dog, and she said that they're always over there at the mall. Lesson learned.
So that's the gypsies. Now for the tramps. My boss was (as usual) mocking me as I took my daily photo. He asked me to photograph his new belt.
Geez. Har de har, Chris. Onto vital matters - what am I wearing?
Once again, my new Bar III lace jacket. This time, I have an Ann Taylor top and a Limited skirt underneath.
The skirt has a wide band of lace at the hem.
The top is black and white tweed, with green specks throughout. So I wore all green jewelry.
Two emerald necklaces. On my right arm, three gold bracelets and my Nordstrom green creepy ring.
On my left, a wedding set, and a metal stretch bracelet that was part of the Macy's Memorial Day sale haul.
I busted out a rarely worn pair of Hale Bob shoes.
They are black patent, with a gold tweed platform and heel, and a lovely ornament on the top.
I am really comfy, which is good, since I will be donating blood later today.
Onto the links!!! Wednesday has Lindsey from www.thepleatedpoppy.com for What I Wore. then, Tameka at www.pastirepumpsandpi.blogspot.com has What I Wore Wednesday. Sense a trend? Lastly, Allison at www.sydneyfashionhunter.com has a pants linkup. Well, I'm gonna join that one too, but I will leave a thumbprint of my Iman palazzo pants there. Have a great day, avoid all gypsies, and I will tell you about the thieves later!!!
